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Fake Piece Of Shit: Volume 1

by Fake Piece of Shit

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Canada Dry 01:34
Making a beat out of Canada Dry, Making them bitches go my oh my, Fake Piece Of Shit is up on the mic, Flowing in five I don't really try, Fishin' by Lotus was my doctrine, Back when I sang through a can of tin, Fifteen years old I truly thank him, Reason I gave Spinetta a spin, Crippling the competition, No-one specs in this position, I am part of the progression, Foresight for a new succession, A new kind of flow for, Everything but four four, Here before the outpour, Been doing this for years more,
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Hit The Sack 01:14
Shave my balls with a straight razor, Wish I could afford a lazer, Might cause infection major, Please clasp your hands in prayer, Itching like I got herpes later, Skin looks medium rare, Careful attention on my pair, Gotta snag every hair, Told the hair to hit the sack, Now I'm back up on track, Getting no puss, First time I did it with scissors, Real clean, felt like a winner, Girl who asked me said it's so much bigger, On my balls I tested my trigger finger, So much time spent staring at a weiner, Damn right it better be leaner, Skin went through hurricane Katrina, Though I miss the trail to my peener, Told the hair to hit the sack, Now I'm back up on track, Getting no puss,
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Who is seeking information in this age? Whatever comes first is sure to stay, Stay the course until explained, Iceberg with a captain like social pain, Painting the stances like stippling, Brushes held by algorithmic determining, Deus Ex homina don't show us what we're not clicking,
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It's all soundcloud bots that's, my primary demographic, It's just so ratchet, Follow links in my bio, Tipping of the black hats They can get you some more traffic, Just so fantastic, They prey on those who don't know, Swarm releases like gnats, They all use the same mechanic, Drive us all manic, They heard your views are too low, Glossy eyes will turn matte, Bet you thought that you just landed, Heart beats in panic, Now you see the longer road,
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Widdling antidotes down to a neutral state, Adapt, A part of our condition, Finding an enemy to simply keep awake, Synapse, Survival is the mission, Need equilibrium, Tingling to sedate, Collapse, Forced to learn a good lesson, Too much of a good thing, Contentment, Quicker date, Relapse, To our fight or flight sprintin', Same shit different day, Wishes of the brain, Same shit different day, Wishes of the brain, Have you ever practiced a mistake?, Gone nose blind to the food that's in your face?, Despite the blindness there's a fear of the unknown, So you live on happiness paid through a loan, Same shit different day, Wishes of the brain, Static equilibrium magic emporium, Focused and alive, This, This is the strife, Nothing to do but all of the things as the pendulum swings, Justice is blind, Has an ear infection with a bad ring, Screwed up balance, Screwed up balance, She has a screwed up balance, If we give up our wits we cross the river of sticks, So our code suggests, If we give in to contentment we lie in the bed of transit, Sinking sheets of death, If we become unfit we're caught in the maws of a pit, Too lame for the rest, If we just up and quit we suddenly care when we are bit, Biomechanism test, Static equilibrium magic emporium, Focused and alive, This, This is the strife, Same shit different day, Wishes of the brain,
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Stuck in a liquor store, Fourty minutes or more, Thought it was in and out, What are they talkin' about, Two for a dollar bill, Spicy Dorito deal, Wandering clutching them, Anxious and feeling the dread, Should I be impolite, Try out another night, Trying to keep busy, Starting to feel pissy, This is first impression, Dare I even mention, My bigtime blundering, Ass baffoon of a brain,
7.
Seven hundred fifty, Had it all up in me, Mostly auditory, Felt roots quite like a tree, Dude while trip sitting me, Said he was a psychopath, Told me that as a trip sitter, Couldn't believe him quicker, I just wanted to play, Red Dead 2 and lounge all day, Another friend came to say, I'll be sitting through his family dinner if I decide to stay, And so I did, It was rather shit, Tried to act normal on his behalf, Mostly shut my mouth and drank my glass, Came out of all that better somehow, Trip sitter didn't know how to play nice, He manipulated me into smoking ice, Lobbed death threats at my face later that night, Told me military school taught him how to fight, Dude while trip sitting me, Said he was a psychopath, Told me that as a trip sitter, Couldn't believe him quicker,
8.
I pity you, So out of the loop, Your meridian is so stagnantly down low, Below the core, Searching for more, Pithy excuses for the nothing you endure, Picking one side, Choice wasn't mine, Made black and white, Made it look right, You always claimed that they wouldn't let me back in, Between the lines, That's where you stride, Cultivating, Propegating, Notions that carry the weight of a thousand suns, I pity you, So out of the loop, Your meridian is so stagnantly down low, Below the core, Searching for more, Pithy excuses for the nothing you endure, You're at the pinnacle getting more cynical man, Looking at mirrors and having a festival, Every day bleeds more into the same as all gets pushed away from your hands, A feeling of struggle surrounded by muggles, They don't think twice about what you say to them, They're even among your friends, It's all cheap thrills, That don't fulfill, Mean to an end, Average to fault, Curtain draws fin, What do you win?
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A fully creative commons experimental hip-hop project.

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This is something different I was looking for on the label. Something totally crazy and spontaneuous, but bright and happy. A few releases do prove to be not that dark, like Jessie Somebody, Sunrise, glamour etc. Fake Piece of Shit's first debut comes with the right foot, not sticking to any music structures and signatures, using and abusing in the lyrics and sometimes even short acapellas and throat singing. Despite its name being Fake Piece of Shit, I'd say there's some true authenticity in the songs and lyrics.

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released September 10, 2020

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